Work selfies/evolution of my hair
I aspire to be this cute one day
People who always text you but cannot hold a conversation
thank you Bathtub Barracuda.
"When a good thing goes bad it’s not the end of the world. It’s just the end of a world, that you had with one girl. And she’s the reason it happened, but she’s overreacting and it’s all because she don’t want things to change. So cry if you need to, but I can’t stay to watch you. That’s the wrong thing to do. Touch if you need to, but I can’t stay to hold you. That’s the wrong thing to do. Talk if you need to, but I can’t stay to hear you. That’s the wrong thing to do. Cause you’ll say you love me, and I’ll end up lying. And say I love you too." -Drake
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/